The Crime? Plastic Straws!
Virginia Judge Rules Charlottesville’s Confederate General Statues Must Stay

Remember the Horse that won the Ky Derby by disqualification of another?

TURNS OUT the smell of the results just got worse. OBVIOUS FIX!

Justify, the 13th Triple Crown winner in the last 100 years, is understood to have tested positive for scopolamine, less than a month before the first leg of his treble at the Kentucky Derby.